Bloghttp://www.madevolutions.com/blog/en-CA2010-07-31T16:08:50ZSquarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)After-Sex Comments by Star Sign ...http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/7/29/after-sex-comments-by-star-sign.htmlRomeo2010-07-29T12:48:04ZFun astrology fun funny jokes star signsAries: "Okay, let’s do it again!"

Taurus: "I’m hungry -- pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn’t I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don’t call me -- I’ll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let’s try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

]]>If 99.9% Was Good Enough Then...http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/7/23/if-999-was-good-enough-then.htmlRomeo2010-07-23T14:21:01ZFun facts fun motivation motivationalSo you always try to give 100%, however there are those times when you feel that if you give 99% you'll be ok.  But what if we all thought like that?  Well if 99.9% was good enough then...

  • Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.
  • 811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year.
  • 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes
  • 1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute.
  • 12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day.
  • 268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year.
  • 14,208 defective PCs will be shipped this year.
  • 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year.
  • 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover.
  • 5,517,200 cases of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months will be flatter than a bad tire.
  • Two plane landings daily at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago will be unsafe.
  • 3,065 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.
  • 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.
  • 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.
  • 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect card holder information on their magnetic strips.
  • $9,690 will be spent today, tomorrow, next Thursday, and every day in the future on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment.
  • 55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months.
  • 20,000 incorrect dreg prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months.
  • 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.
  • $761,900 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and CDs that won't play.
  • 107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.
  • 315 entries in Webster's Third New International Dictionary of the English Language will turn out to be misspelled.

So no matter what you do, always do your best and always give 100% in everything you do!

]]>5 Questions With Our Own Roberto Sarjoohttp://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/7/21/5-questions-with-our-own-roberto-sarjoo.htmlRomeo2010-07-21T14:08:01ZTechnology internet marketing social media torontoHey -- Check out our own Roberto Sarjoo who was featured on 5 Questions.... on Techvibes.com.  Here's a snippet.

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Just like a jolt of caffeine, your Wednesday morning would not be complete without this week's edition of 5 Questions. 

Roberto Sarjoo is a marketer at heart and has been working at Putting Edge for over 2 years in the marketing manager position.  He is in his second stint with the company, as he worked on the front-lines for the company for 5 years while in high school and college.  Roberto claims to be funny (just ask him), a tech geek, and music junkie.  He loves being being social, whether in person or online and of course, is a huge Toronto Raptors Fan. 

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You can read the rest of the entry here

]]>And So Ends The Old Spice Man Videos...http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/7/15/and-so-ends-the-old-spice-man-videos.htmlRomeo2010-07-15T15:50:47ZFun Television commericals facebook fun old spice man social media tv twitter undefined youtubeIf you have been anywhere near the internet in the last couple of days you would have known that the Old Spice Man has taken over.  Quirky videos responding to Tweets, Facebook Posts and Youtube quickly went viral and he became the talk of the town.

This has easily become one of my favorite campaigns from the commercials to the way they brought the character to life using social media.  Sadly however, the Youtube campaign has come to an end as the Old Spice Man must leave for new adventures.  Check out his last video post here.....SIVLER FISH HAND CATCH! (You'll see what I mean)

 

What were you favorite responses?  Comment below and share the link

If you're curious as to how they were doing it, check out "Read Write Web" and their article "How the Old Spice Videos Are Being Made" (Click Here To Go There Now)

 

]]>World Cup Numerology Factshttp://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/7/6/world-cup-numerology-facts.htmlRomeo2010-07-06T12:56:18ZFun Sports facts interesting stuff numbers sports world cupThis is actually really interesting on how this works...
 
This world cup is already determined by the numbers....!!!
 
1. Brazil won the World Cup in 1994; before that they also won in 1970.Adding1970 + 1994= 3964 

2. Argentina won its last World Cup in 1986; before that they also won in 1978. Adding 1978 + 1986= 3964  
 
3. Germany won its last World Cup in 1990; before that they also won in 1974. Adding 1974 + 1990= 3964  
 
4. Brazil also won the World Cup in 2002; before that they also won in 1962. Adding 1962+ 2002= 3964  

5. Therefore if you want to know what nation is going to win the World Cup in 2010?  You only have to subtract 2010 from the magic number that we have determined:  3964.3964 minus 2010 = 1954...   

In 1954 the World Cup was won by Germany!!!

Probably not scientific...  but pretty interesting...lets see what happens.



]]>How Do You Know You Want To Get Married?http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/6/11/how-do-you-know-you-want-to-get-married.htmlRomeo2010-06-11T18:01:06ZRelationships advice dating friends marriage relationshipsA close friend of mine asked me this question, and at first it did catch me off guard, especially coming from a guy who I know hasn't really thought or right now does not want to get married at all.  He gave me a couple totally different examples of those he knows and the diferences between when they got married and one of the biggest factors was time.  He left me with the question, "So what is it? What's that factor? because its not timing"

I thought about it, but for some odd reason, I just started typing away and it all started making sense.  Take a read and let me know what you think:

Note: Names have been changed to protect privacy and relationships

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Your right, time is not a factor, its all about timing and stability, if that makes sense.  Allow me to explain...

]]>Mortal Kombat The Movie?...Maybe...http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/6/8/mortal-kombat-the-moviemaybe.htmlRomeo2010-06-09T02:28:33ZMovies mortal kombat movie trailer video gameCheck out the hottest trailer on the net right now.  No word has been given on whether this is a movie trailer, or prelude to a new hot video game, but i'll tell you one thing, I CAN'T WAIT!

 

UPDATE:

As a quick update, here is some new information on the trailer itself.  It Stars Michael Jai White (aka Black Dynamite, Spawn) as Jax and Jeri Ryan (aka Seven of Nine) as Sonya Blade. It was shot by Fame director Kevin Tancharoen and is supposedly a “test video” that was made to convince Warner Brothers to give them funding for a full blown hard R Mortal Kombat movie.

]]>25 Reasons why beer should be served at workhttp://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/6/1/25-reasons-why-beer-should-be-served-at-work.htmlRomeo2010-06-01T20:05:19ZFun alcohol beer fun humor jokes work1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off (You can work with a hangover).
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations (Because people would rather come to work).
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Burping during a meeting is less embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing someone naked.
21. It eliminates the water cooler (Thus reducing gossip and rumor).
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.

]]>Rules To Follow During World Cup 2010http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/5/20/rules-to-follow-during-world-cup-2010.htmlRomeo2010-05-20T18:49:10ZFun fun rules south africa 2010 world cupDear wife/sweetheart/girlfriend/partner/to whom it may concern:

1. Between 11 June and 11 July, 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is MINE, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by the front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12 a.m. and 6 a.m., unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

(a) I will not go

(b) I will not go and,

(c) I will not go

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply would be, "refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "thank God the World Cup is only 4 years" I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes, the Champions League, the Premiere League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup etc.

P.S. By the way, if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AAA.
 
Thank you for your cooperation. 

]]>Dirty Money - Hello Good Morning [Official Video]http://www.madevolutions.com/blog/2010/5/17/dirty-money-hello-good-morning-official-video.htmlRomeo2010-05-17T13:02:12ZDiddy Dirty Money Hello Good Mornining Music Rick Ross TI new release new video official videoWell if you haven't seen it yet, check out Diddy's new venture, "Dirty Money" and their first release, "Hello Good Morning", this song is HOT!

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